"This is Ho-ward Cosell here at Moonside, bringing you the first Lunar Series. The Mare Humboldtianum Hornets will be starting Bo Bologna, a 23 game winner this season. You want to tell us about him, Sandy?"
"Sure, Howard.... Uh, Bo has a blistering fastball. Before being traded to the Hornets from the New York Yankees, Bo had developed a lovely curve ball, but because there is a lack of atmosphere on the Moon, this pitch is not quite what it used to be. ... Ha, Ha"
"Thank you, Sandy. Well, we are about to hear the national anthem ... No, because there is no air on the Moon, we will watch the national anthem."
"The Hornets are taking the field. The first batter for the Copernicus Craters will be "Hap" O'Gee, who batted .394 in the regular season. And there's the pitch, ... ball one, low and inside. The home crowd doesn't like that call. You can see them shaking their fists and moving their mouths at the umpire. There's the second pitch. Wow! That's a long fly ball to center field, going, going, gone! That must have been hit 1200 feet, right, Sandy?"
"Oh, definitely, Howard."
"We're starting off to a great game here at Armstrong Stadium. Oh, incidentally, for all you football fans, the game between the Martian Packers and the Minnesota Vikings has been called on account of dust. There seems to be an inordinate amount of activity on the field now. Everyone is bounding away. Oh, looking up you see a rather large meteor headed right for the field!"
"This is Ho-ward Cos...."